Was going to use 'Over the River and Through the Woods to Grandmother's House We Go' for the music on this page, but it wasn't lively enough. And also, Grandmother isn't always what she used to be during the holidays!
 
 
 
 

Sometimes she's very.... well..... HIP!  So this is dedicated to all those 'Too Cool' Granny's out there!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Now, how about a little 'Turkey in the Straw'?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

So there's the turkey, but where is the
straw, you ask??
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bet you never saw dancing straw before!
Now I know you've seen turkeys dance!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The turkeys are dancing because these
pilgrims really have no clue what a turkey
looks like!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

HOWEVER...These guys weren't so lucky.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

But hey, they're still dancing!!
Do you suppose they know they're going to
end up...here...?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Probably not.
So some poor turkeys have gone into
hiding to avoid 'turkey fever'.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

So just remember, if you want to keep
seeing turkeys dance...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

That's All Folks!